keep me where the light is

pizza: there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:10:19 -0400

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here. Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:08:35 -0400

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:07:57 -0400

flickeringmuse: Character archetype: the Mentor The best...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:38:58 -0400

flickeringmuse:

Character archetype: the Mentor

The best teacher is not the one who knows most but the one who is most capable of reducing knowledge to that simple compound of the obvious and wonderful.

alexandralydia: Here is the only candid picture I got of Lights...

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:45:42 -0400

alexandralydia:

Here is the only candid picture I got of Lights when she was socializing with us because I was too busy crying and not being able to breathe. She is pERF.

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suicideblonde: Elle Fanning in Rodarte at the Costume Institute...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:50:56 -0400

suicideblonde:

Elle Fanning in Rodarte at the Costume Institute Gala in NYC, May 6th

feralcatpro: <3 this made my day

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:46:24 -0400

feralcatpro:

<3

this made my day

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Sun, 05 May 2013 13:39:44 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 13:37:57 -0400

This is about sex, this place, as well. That it’s about her...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:14:15 -0400

This is about sex, this place, as well. That it’s about her discovering sensuality. And also that she’s not just admiring Darcy’s wealth, but she’s admiring his culture, she’s admiring his appreciation of beauty. That he has a sensitive soul. And that she loves him for his sensitivity.

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:08:33 -0400

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

"The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his."

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:36:38 -0400

“The only one you need in your life is that person who shows you he needs you in his.”

- Oscar Wilde (via lulu-a)

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Sun, 05 May 2013 12:25:38 -0400

loveyourquotes:

http://www.loveyourquotes.tumblr.com

Raoul Dufy

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:18:51 -0400

Raoul Dufy

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